Welcome to the Internet, Bill

heya read this fanfiction . just a little warning little of slight curseing and cussing .

here is my silly story crossover : once upon time this little strange death worm woke up it's head look more like dragon like style and red with shiny golden yellow spikes .

his teeth like mega shark& tea rex mix .

his claws are furry like a cat or dog.

he also has glowing eyes .

so he thought it will bee fine to capture villans .

so he went to gravity falls.

looking for bill cipher. he finallynfinds him.

bill cipher says who are you?

this mysterious thingy says i'm am something that you don't need know.

bill cipher says.......? umph?

the creature attack bill cipher . and sends him alway the way to dipper's house . bill cipher got knock out . so both dipper and mabel . went to check out the crash . dipper says bill ? your're are okay? mabel ask,who could have done this to him? poor guy. bill cipher woke up.

dipper says What happened? and also giveing the death glare.

bill says ow something attacked me. he tryed to get up but fell back down . mabel says we should help him .

dipper says no! it wood better to leave him beehind and leave him here.

bill does the puppy eyes .

so mabel says i thought heros were supposed to save everyone? even if it is a villan .

vambre says auk .

dipper says yeah auk .

so mabel went to help bill cipher out .

dipper says okay fine i'll help too.

dipper says if we let ford or stan sea younthey will kill you.

mabel says or erase you.

bill cipher says ugh !don't remind me , but i can't do anything anyways . that thingy took all my powers away. dipper says are you about that or your not going to control me? or are you just fakeing ?

mabel says can't we just pretend he's friend for once ?

dipper and bill ciphers says we are not friends . we are enemies .

mabel says so let's sea what we got here ?

bill ciphers says ooh ouch this really hurts.

dipper says i know what your are planning.

mabel says stop ! don't hurt him . then all sudden stan and ford came back so mabel took bill and stuff him in the stuffed animals dorage . gently.

dipper says where is he?

mabel says why wood i tell you?

you don't trust him!

dipper says of course not! he tryed to litterally kill us . did you forget the memo trust noone. and right here you are litterally protecting him . you have no idea what he'd did to us.

mabel says i forgive him. i'm doing beecause in my heart it's the right thingy to do . mabel says we have to take him to the doctor in te morning. so leaf my little plushie alone. bill cipher says hahahahahah i'm not a toy.

mabel says i'm sorry if my brother is acting this way .

bill cipher says no it's okay ,ow . so mabel let bill cipher sleep in the bed and mabel brought all her stuffed animals just hid him and the piggie.

piggie snorled. bill cipher went fast asleep with mabel. bill cipher can hardly beelived what he's actually doing.

the next morning

mabel and bill cipher woke up .

so mabel says i'm going to get some breakfast but 1st she's puts a cat costume on.

bill says ow, this little bit scratchy and itchy .

mabel says i'm sorry . but you'll need a disguise.

especially if stan and ford are around. bill says okay fine but if they found i'm here . or your brother tells them something . that i have return . ow in such terrorible state . he starting crying . mabel says it's okay let's go down and get some breakfeast . mabel say hello ford can you go check up on the attic i need to get a little dreamlight Please ?

bill cipher says what are you doing ?

mabel says a Distraction

bill cipher says ow . i can't move my leg is sore

dipper was about to takeing a broom

bill cipher says please stop !

mabel says stop right there you shall not hurt my cat .

bill cipher face palms .

dipper sets up a prank in her room

bill cipher says uh meow? .

when stan came by .

we need breakfeast and some alcohol .

bill says we're not drinking are we?

mabel says what uh no we're too young,

mabel says it's than more kind of healing kinda alcohol

mabel says it might sting a little.

mabel says hide in the suitcase .

bill cipher just did what she said anyways . but he isn't to fond of the cat costume

so mabel started too cook some eggs .

mabel says do we have any alcohol?

stan says look in the cupboards .

stans says what do you need it for?

mabel says my cat hurt it's paw .

bill cipher face palms . again .

so mabel found what she needed .

stan helped with the breakfeast .

and she took an extra tray.

so she and bill cipher . took it up into her room

bill cipher says not half bad .

mabel says you like it ?

she gives him some tea and Orange juice.

dipper tryes to sneak in .

but mabel kept preventing him from whatever he is trying to do

so meawhile

in goosebumps

that same creature that bill saw earlier found slappy .

slappy says who the hell are you?

that creature says i know who you are slappy and your're brother and sister is goldie and snappy right?

slappy says yes but again who are you?

the creature says i'm answer what i did bill . i'm something that you don't need know ! attacks slappy. flings slappy alway the to zach's house.

zach and his ghost girlfriend herd the sound of the crash .

slappy says help! ow ouchie . something broke.

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zach says what the heck happened to you?

slappy says something strange automatically attacked me .

zach picks him up takes him to the woods

in a secret attic.

so meanwhile back at gravity falls

mabel was cleaning bill with the rubbing kinda of alcohol. and she found Hydrogen peroxide she also used that too

bill cipher says what the fuck that burns.

mabel says it might sting little bit .

bill cipher says please bee careful.and it does sting so bad.

mabel says don't worry you'll get your powers back,

bill says it's not gonna bee easy.

mabel says do you want go outside and play?

bill says fine.

mabel says we need some water

when bill cipher went in middle of the prank

something blue fell on him.

then eventually green fell on him

bill cipher says hey that's wasn't very nice i do thenpranks .

mabel says dipper!

so mabel wash him agian

until he started sparkle shinyier

so mabel took bill oustide .

so she went to wendy's house.

wendy says is that bill?

bill says yes it's me.

mabel says please don't hurt him bill is hurt real bad . but i need you do a favor keep dipper , ford and stan away from him.

wendy sawed the scratch marks all over him

wendy says okay i'll help out . dipper will probaly get mad at me. if he found i'm involed in this

mabel says he's already mad at me .

wendy says bill cipher can you use any powers

bill cipher tryies . but he couldn't so he passed out or knock out

mabel and wendy says bill! cipher.!

bill cipher says oof i cannot i' can't all my powers are gone ! he went crying again.

wendy went touch him . to get closer look at the scratch marks and bite marks

mabel says i went found a doctors office.

wendy says i never seen anything like this

bill cipher says ow!ow . please stop

wendy says it does seem like everything is broken.

bill cipher says it fills like it

wendy says we've definitely need take you to the doctor.

bill cipher the fear went down on him.

mabel says i'll bee right back

so mabel and luna girl meet up

luna girl says villan or hero?

mabel answered hero.

mabel says what's that glowing rock?

luna girl says it's the asteroid of badness . it makes bad guys stronger

and good guys turn into bad guys. hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahah

so luna girl gave the purple rock to her which automatically turns mabel evil/bad.

so mabel went back to gravity falls .

but she ended up stealing one Diamond from the museum.

so she hid the dimond underneath the closet

in a little show box .

dipper carryied bill upstairs .

mabel says i sea you too started get along well

dipper says um not exactly .

bill cipher says oh hell no.

Soos Ramirez says who wants to have lunch at a bar with and ford and stan are out! sure ! says mabel . but i need go robb a bank 1st .

dipper says okay good luck with that!

so somehow mabel went into her spookyiest monster form.

and started to steal alot of the money.

so meanwhile back into goosebumps .

while goldie was confronting the monster that attacked both slappy and bill

slappy says noo !he was trying his best to protect her.

so the deathworm clawedlike creature to goldie and on top of his brother snappy also join to help but he ended up getting captured too.

slappy had no other choice but to run .

he went had found zach cooper and Hannah Fairchild

zach welp i'm going have to pick him up!

so zach picked slappy up .

so meawhile

bill cipher did she say? someting about robbing the bank?

dipper says what's takeing her so long?wut she's robbing the bank ? she' wooden't actually do it wood she?

bill says well well i don't know .

so eventually mabel came back to eat lunch with them .

dipper says what's took you so long ?

mabel in her evil side ha i just successfully jut robbed a bank.

she shows the money . bill cipher says but stealing is just wrong . you know better than this.

hah!

so dipper says oh yeah of like how you many times you tryed steal?like the secret code or something? this is bit ironic?

bill cipher knew dipper was being sarcstic .

so mabel was stealing everything and mess up her best friends coloring book.

wendy says what just happened to mabel?

dipper and bill cipher where both where fighting .

somehow mabel took what she needed and she summoned a different kinda of creature .

and that creature show her something even more dangerous

so dipper and bill cipher was wondering where she went ?

but they found her best friend actually crying.

bill cipher says but she maybee crazy and slightly bee little annoying!

dipper says she was acting weird for few days

bill cipher says i didn't think she will go this far?

but i hate say it but you probablly gonna have to kill her .

dipper says no! i can't cannot .

bill cipher says she's turing into a complete monster .

when humans turn into monsters they turn evil/ bad . and worse part that is she gonna get captured by that thingy and she even

flowey accidently finished the sentence she's gonna fucking die! you idiot!

chara slapps flowey.

bill cipher says thank you yellow face. but the yellow flower face is right she definitely gonna die if she's keeps goin this route.

so goldie and mabel found a board game to play.

this game was called jumanji!

so mabel rolled the dice

and the clue said clear as ice but worth the price.

and goldie went in too.

mabel back to her good side

asked where the heck are we?

while meawile while zach and hannah and bill cipher and slappy both found a simular attic to what mabel and golide

found so dipper and bill and slappy and zach got all sucked into

Zathura

bill cipher says where are we?

dipper says it's gonna bee along night.

bill cipher says are we In space?

dipper says i think so? wait mintue how the heck i'm am breathing without the suit?

bill cipher answered magic i guess? well i least i get to float again .

dipper says okay magic it's different world and different game ?

bill cipher say let's go found some sercets but bill cipher went a head of them

dipper say bill! wait !

then angry unicorn stomp at bill .

bill cipher says uh never mind run!

so the unicorn stampede and one unicorns fling up on both dipper and bill cipher onto a ship !

bill cipher says ow!

dipper says welp that didn't go as planned .

bill cipher saw bones .

so meanwile in jumanji

where mabel and goldie where getting chase by the stampede of beasts

mabel says what do we do now?

golide says i miss my brother .i hope he's okay.

mabel say same .but there's no time to talk .

mabel says lets climb the tree.

and they did .

monkey's grabbed mabel's phone.

mabel says hey! give that back.

so golide used a snake that she thought it was a vine .

mabel says that's not a vine .

goldie screamed aaah.

snake hissed at them.

then they herd some shooting.

roar and lion almost attacked them until a phone ring .

.

somewhile back to zathura .

where dipper ended up calling mabel to make sure she was okay!

so dipper says hello mabel !

mabel says um hey dipper . i'm in jungle and getting chased by lions and hy-

goldie says hyneas .

mabel says look this cool flower!

shows picture .

dipper says heya did you know something strange lately?

mabel says nah!

dipper says we got chased chase by unicorns and skeletonal dogs.

mabel ask if he's is with bill ?

dipper says yes he's still but he got lazer shot in the eye.

mabel says did you get hit too?

dipper says nah ?

bill cipher says do we've think we should tell her the truth?

dipper says i'm just gonna wait a little longer!

mabel says aw man you got the cooler one .

so they both said so good

bye and hanged up on each other

so wendy and hannah had to fight monsters in their world by themselfves . but theses criiters were very different .

dipper even checked up on wendy .

bill cipher got lazered again.

dipper notcie the bar was low.

dipper says i think we needed to bee more careful.

bill cipher says okay then . pine face ! still slightly angry.

so dipper found another kid.

this kid was Danny Budwing .

the kid said please help me my brother walter got captured .

bill cipher says another one?

dipper said we'll help you !

so meanwhile.

in jumanji

where mabel and goldie got captured by van pelt.

goldie say i got a sense that this guy could bee evil.

mabel says hey where's waddles?

lisa budwing says you mean this little piggie?

waddles says oink oink!

van pelt says oh good you brought the bacon home .

mabel says not so fast ! he is my little piggie ! he can help you find the rarest mushrooms that are called truffles .

so waddles sqeauled . and run offs out the door again beecause the door . was left open .

so mabel followed waddles until she got wrapped in the vines by the giant yellow flower .

so mean while .

in zathura the

bill cipher went head again .

and zach just went to make monkey noises.

dipper says dude really ?

slappy says nevermind him . is girlfriend is a ghost . they love each other . like heck.

bill cipher & dipper both of says wut? what?

dipper says i don't sea how you can kiss a ghost ?

bill cipher says beats me . i do know one thing it's impawsibble for ghost to bee killed .

dipper say yes that maybee true but i'm not makeing any deals with you .

danny budwing you might want to bee quiet if i where you . and Bill look out!

bill cipher went face to face with one of the zorgons .

bill cipher says oh shit shoot i'm powerless .

zorgon drools all over him ( bill cipher).

dipper kinda finds it funny .

so he secretly giggles a bit little too loud .

bill cipher says heya i can hear you know. and Don't even you fucking dare laugh!

then walter budwing .says dippy look out !

dipper saya wut? then a zorgon jumps right on him.

dipper says oh come on you have to got bee freaking kittening me. bill giggles this time . oh what a plot twist . and we'reboth stuck.xd lol

and then meanwile jumanji waddles got captured by a circle of evil lions .